Bert and Ernie Totally Looks Like Paint Brush Display
The rumors that those two paintbrushes were an "item" riled up certain sects of the country. Many protesters with poorly-written signs could be seen outside art stores nationwide. Bert and Ernie know how that goes.
Kitchen Brush Totally Looks Like Pauly D
Would you rather A) watch one episode of "Jersey Shore" or B) spend the rest of your life in a dark room with a kitchen brush as your only companion?
B. The answer is B.