LeBron James and Dwayne Wade Totally Look Like Crybabies
Hush, little players, don't you cry Your agent's gonna get you an extra million-point-five And if that money isn't enough He'll get you more endorsements and other stuff
Pau Gasol Totally Looks Like This Angry Ostrich
LOL, ostriches playing basketball. I hope somebody makes a movie about that some day.