American Idol Kyle Crews Totally Looks Like The Big Green Patrick Reena

Bradley Cooper Totally Looks Like Paul McDonald

The guy from "The Hangover" and the guy from the show that makes me feel like I have a hangover even though I've had nothing to drink.

Paul McDonald's Jacket Totally Looks Like A Slipcover

Rumor Mill: "American Idol" contestants murder couches and wear their skins as trophies! Get "Entertainment Tonight" on the phone!!!

Scotty McCreery Totally Looks Like Alfred E. Neuman

The paragon of All Things I Don't Care About At All: Some dude from "American Idol" and the mascot of "Mad" magazine.

American Idol Hopeful Casey Abrams Totally Looks Like Yukon Cornelius

I don't watch "American Idol," but I would if instead of humans singing cover songs it was all about classic claymation Christmas characters competing to win the title of "Most Christmasy." They might have to change the name of the show, though...