John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!
Scumbag Steve Totally Looks Like Fred Durst
It was recently revealed that "Scumbag Steve" is not actually a scumbag at all. Meanwhile, absolutely nothing similar has been revealed about the Limp Bizkit frontman.
Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy
FOREVER A TRAIN! Wait a minute... if this train dude is on a show called "Thomas and Friends," then how can he be FOREVER ALONE?! That train is a liar, and his deceitful behavior will eventually destroy his relationships. Then, and only then, will he be FOREVER ALONE/TRAIN!
This Soviet Propaganda Poster Totally Looks Like Rage Face Meme
I like Super FUUUU's cousin, Raisins, even better:
Patrick Star Totally Looks Like LOLface
It makes a certain kind of sense, because, after all, who makes us LOL more than Patrick Star?!
Shane Dawson Totally Looks Like ''NO'' Meme
I say "NO!" to Mr. Dawson's haircut. It's as if he went for the Bieber up-front while simultaneously attempting the Jennifer-Aniston-Season-2-of-Friends in the rear.
Pyramid on Back of $1 bill Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
This is because $1 bills are worthless. I only run with people who pay for everything, even a Tootsie Roll, with $100 bills. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY!
