Oprah Full of Creys

Favorite
Oprah Full of Creys View Fullscreen
- -

You asked me what was wrong and I said nothing and I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING. -Oprah

Can't I Just Open a Jar of Prego?

Favorite
Can't I Just Open a Jar of Prego?
- -

Honey, I'm sorry but I'm no good at making spaghetti sauce. -Ralph Fiennes

Eminem And His Spuhghett Rap

Favorite
Eminem And His Spuhghett Rap
- -

His palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti.

There's vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom's spaghetti.

He's spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready... to drop spaghetti.

But he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti. -Eminem