Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
According to Nielsen report ratings via The Hollywood Reporter, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" topped the Republican National Convention with nearly 3 million viewers tuning in for their fourth episode.
I've heard the saying "When God closes a door, He opens a window" but "When God cancels Jersey Shore, He unleases Honey Boo Boo child" is a new one to me.
The end is near...