Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop


Pundit Kitchen: More People Watched "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" than Watched the Republican National Convention

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According to Nielsen report ratings via The Hollywood Reporter, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" topped the Republican National Convention with nearly 3 million viewers tuning in for their fourth episode.

I've heard the saying "When God closes a door, He opens a window" but "When God cancels Jersey Shore, He unleases Honey Boo Boo child" is a new one to me.

The end is near...

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