I was elected to lead, not to read!

-DNC, Batman

I was elected to lead, not to read!

Mrs. Durden has found a better club
Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.

Moar music humor over at Music FAILS!

Hey, I respect Womahood as long as it's plastic

(Wiz Khlaifa, Amber Rose)