Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Remember Captain. To avoid suspicion, I'll call you "Skipper, and you'll refer to me as "Little Buddy."
(Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner)
Spock, you get in fights too, but your uniform is always spotless. Explain. It is an ancient Vulcan secret, which no outworlder may know.
-William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
But I don't wanna!! I don't wanna kill the Klingon!! I DON'T WANNA, MOMMY!!
Jim? You will address me as 'sexy' if you expect a response.
-DeForest Kelley, William Shatner
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