Dammit! I wanted to be on Arrested Development! -Will Arnett, Conan O'Brien

ILLUSIONS, ELMO tricks are what a wh*re does for money. Or candy. -Will Arnett, Elmo

Fortunately, "Hillbillies on Ice" became a monumental flop during the "I Married my Sister" routine. -Amy Poehler, Will Arnett

GOTTA GIVE 'EM PROPS -Will Arnett, Jason Bateman

It's Not A Trick, its an illusion (Will Arnett)