Wedding Speech Done Right

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Tom knew he was bad at public speaking, so he wrote a song instead! Super adorable. And amazing. Wow.

Love conquers all!

Your Government Shut Down?

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Your Government Shut Down?
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Stephen's got you covered. He married these two on The Colbert Report after their location, The Jefferson Memorial, was closed.

The Most Unholy of Unions: Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Engaged to Avril Lavigne

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The Most Unholy of Unions: Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Engaged to Avril Lavigne View Fullscreen
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After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and punk toilet Avril Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo! Congrats on ruining EVERYONE'S day and probably their week also, you turds.