Lady Gaga Gets Naked, Goes Crazy, Bedazzles the $%&@ out of Some Old Denim

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Editor's Note: This video is probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK (unless you work in an awesome place)!

Lady Gaga's new single, "Marry the Night," comes with a 14-minute video. We would recommend watching the entire thing, but in case you can't spare that much time (don't you have work to do???) , here are some highlights:

-- The video begins with a seven-and-a-half-minute prelude in which a brunette Gaga is wheeled down a corridor on a gurney by nurses with mint caps. (The one on the right has a great ass. BAM!) Is she crazy? Is she a big fat liar? Um, quantum physics??? WAT IS HAPPENING??? -- Somebody wants to be an ACTOR! -- What is this, "BLACK SWAN"?????? -- CHEERIOS!!!!!!!!!1! -- BEDAZZLER!!!!!!!!1 -- It's weird that she gets into a car the EXACT SAME WAY I DO!?? -- EXPLOSIONS! (Don't look if you're a cool guy.) -- From "Black Swan" to "Fame"????? -- Blue lipstick? Ichiban product placement??? -- MONTAGE! -- O noez! She fell down the stairs! -- LOL HER HAT IS TOO BIG AND SHE CAN'T GET IN THE CAR #HATPEOPLEPROBLEMS -- Random CGI flames??? I wonder if these represent how so much time has passed since I started the video that the world has ended and we're all in hell?

OVERALL RATING: 10 BEDAZZLED DISCO STICKS OUT OF 10 BEDAZZLED DISCO STICKS!

Watch Rob Ford Humiliate Himself Even More on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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The decisions this man makes...

Watch the entire interview below.





Vine of the Day: A Little Louder, Miley?

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This Vine by Aaron Sanders adds some high-pitched sounds to Miley Cyrus's "We Can't Stop," reminiscent of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" remixes.