I wish nothing but the best for U2. Thanks, Adele. -Adele, U2

Multimillionaire. Asks YOU to save Africa. -Bono

So secure in his smug stardom, Bono just began farting into the microphone. Rolling Stone gave the album a rating of 5/5. -Bono

This credit card is backed by the full weight of my ego. (Bono)