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this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

Which animals is twitter talking about this week???
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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 8, 2020)

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funny and wholesome giraffe tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - thomas @perfectsweeties is there an event more traumatic than the birth of a baby giraffe. being airdropped 6 feet into this cold harsh world. standing on wobbly legs and coming to terms with the fact ur main purpose in life is to eat tall leaf 6:42 PM · Aug 20, 2020 · Twitter for Android 8K Retweets 157 Quote Tweets 98.7K Likes'

Taller Than Life Funny And Wholesome Giraffe Tweets

Some giraffe goodness to help you keep your head held high
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A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.

Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

Just plain bad.
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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Toilet training your kid means you can use unlimited amounts of bribery so: -if you pee in the toilet you'll get a sticker -when you poop in the toilet you'll get a toy -if you stop peeing and pooping all over the house you can carry on living with mummy & daddy 5:08 PM · Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 131 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 1, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter
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Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Random Memes, 2020 Memes, Animal Memes, Funny Tweets | Google Map said would reach there 15 mins and reach 14 mins. fast furious | should be out killin' but they dropping fire memes group chat IG davie_dave

A Chaotic Collection Of 40 Spicy Memes

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best and most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Laura Bassett @LEBassett My dog found a croissant on the ground one time, months ago, and he still drags me to that same spot every single day to check if there's a new one. I may start occasionally hiding them there before our walks just to make his day 8:43 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 727 Retweets 197 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 2nd, 2020)

Have you ever shared a secret with a monkey???
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Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water | Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 guess question have people who love LaCroix is have tried any other beverages 13 Feb Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 LaCroix tastes like made by society which flavor is scarcest natural resource 2:03 PM Feb 14, 2018 8 8 See Mike Ingram's other Tweets

A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets

It's less about flavor and more about essence.
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Bad Advice, Shitty Pro Tips, Funny Memes, Life Hacks, Advice, Funny | bad boy @badboychadhoy my credit score is low but 's because want protect myself identity theft. no one can take out mortgage my name if can't even take out mortgage my name.

30 Terrible Tips & Life Hacks Nobody Should Try

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top weekly white people twitter memes | Person - Axe Murder O @rmccarthyjames all my plans future involve waking up tomorrow with sudden sense discipline and adherence routine have never displayed even once my life 1:35 PM 10/21/20 Twitter Web App 879 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 3,796 Likes

The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

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top weekly funny screenshots | Person - Patrick @lunch_enjoyer 2029: My tv starts flashing red with an alert because lied Amazon Prime about many people are my living room watching Trolls 5. They send 15 cops riot gear and they kill my dog. Im not allowed shop at Whole Foods two weeks.

The Funniest Screenshots We Found This Week

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Funny and clever tweets, comedy, good tweets, twitter memes | schmox @lvoryGazelle [inventing tupperware] make with material never lets them forget one time they made spaghetti

24 Zingers From The Wordsmiths Of Twitter

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this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a black kitten biting someone's arm and a black panther biting someone's hand 'Nose - Cats @SpaceCatPics i see no difference

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 23th)

time for some twitter puuuurfection
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Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.

28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

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Wholesome, Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Faith In Humanity, Random Acts of Kindness | Gus Constantellis @ConstantlyGus exercising on my balcony and someone stopped at red light got out their car and started working out with did jumping jacks, pointed at each other, and laughed. He got back his car and drove off most human connection l've had 17 days | Panda caretakers disguise teach baby panda live wild.

20+ Loving People Who Restored Our Faith In Humanity

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - LizerReal My 5yo named her new kitten Penis. Penis is female.

Funniest Parenting Tweets

The funny parents of Twitter
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