MY FIST YOUR ASS. -Tom Cruise
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Within hours, every single response read "Tom Cruise."
Then, DutchessPDX brought everyone back to earth:
I think we need to stop speculating on who's gay and who's straight and let people get on with their lives. Gay or straight doesn't matter. But obviously Tom Cruise.