Do these gloves make me look ridiculous? What? I'm sorry, Elton, I was staring at your glasses. -Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise

So if we play our cards right guys, we can re-cycle this same old tired Mission Impossible plot at least five more times

(Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg)

It was SO BEAUTIFUL, that night... The moon was shining, i was in my strapless red dress.... Tom had his new stepladder...

(Penelope Cruz)

THE FUNNY THING IS... we're all wondering if he's really that small, or is she just huge? -Tom Cruise, Cher

OPTICAL ILLUSION if you can't look taller look wider. -Tom Cruise

Actual size ^ -Tom Cruise

Alright, we get it. You love Katie. -Tom Cruise