-Tina Fey

What kind of people just have sex with their blinds open?! Some weirdos could be watching them and they wouldn't even notice! -James Marsden, Tina Fey

She gives the best massages but do NOT ask for a Happy Ending. -Tina Fey

I found it hiding in the vents. And into the trash it goes. -Tina Fey, Justin Bieber

"P.S. I Love You" is so sad. No one should have to be married to Gerard Butler or Hilary Swank. -Tina Fey

(Tina Fey, Bradley Cooper)

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(Tina Fey, Kim Jong-Il's ashes)