Classic Dwight

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Classic Dwight
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My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over 6 months ago. -Rainn Wilson

She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!

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She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!
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If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of t*ts. -Ricky Gervais