Set humor to ludicrous speed!

None of this is real.

-The Matrix, The Walking Dead

Caption ALL the celebrities!

What if I told you Twilight was it's author's wet dream? -Laurence Fishburne

What if I told you it really was Dinkleberg? -Laurence Fishburne

OKAY Still a lot better than the matrix sequels

(Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves)

I always carry a couple of spares

(Hugo Weaving)

THE GERMAN MATRIX I think we see why it never took off. -David Hasselhoff