Blue Ivy's Birth Was The Greatest Birth OF ALL TIMEZ

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Blue Ivy's Birth Was The Greatest Birth OF ALL TIMEZ
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King J and Queen B welcomed Blue Ivy into the world today, and it was the greatest birth of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And Then You'll Have to Flee The Pride Lands

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And Then You'll Have to Flee The Pride Lands
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Take time to be a dad today, because tomorrow you could be trampled to death by Wildebeests. -Disney

Simba is a Horn Dog

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Simba is a Horn Dog
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I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious. -Disney