Go on vacation, they said. Your daughter won't get kidnapped again, they said.
I've trained Jedi. I've mentored the Batman. Hell, I was Zeus. What part of kidnapping my family seemed like a good idea to you?
Daughter gets kidnapped. Twice.
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