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male karen wants tatttoo and is rude | premises last night make booking my partner and myself be tattooed were told NOT POSSIBLE and would not be booked our CHOSEN DATE Tuesday first December. My partner and have been thinking about this tattoo OVER YEAR young man at door terribly curt with us asked speak manager, he told us he OWNER find this very hard believe, as he had large tattoo on side his head would appreciate reply MANAGER ONLY and if this is not my satisfaction will be taking things

Male Karen Doesn't Believe Tattoo Shop Owner, Gets Reckoning

He didn't want to believe it.
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A collection of dumb things people did that made them question their own intelligence | pollypostmormon 2y sitting traffic, and noticed all other lanes were moving while mine hadn't budged an inch craned my neck trying see hold up and finally figured out wasn't lane at all, but had been patiently waiting behind line parked cars.

Times People Questioned Their Own Intelligence

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Boss demands new password and employee makes it impossible to type | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/foobar754 17 hours ago Just change password and write down Sure thing. oc s Back working at small company company didn't really have ton support staff so take break various programming tasks doing and would help out manager support team completely unqualified and basically got job because he also head sales and customer facing team

Lazy Boss Demands Password Change, Gets Incomprehensible Password

Be specific.
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funny and dumb advice to not do | If hang bananas like this bananas will take longer spoil because bananas think they are still tree | Oprah reveals she manages stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have billion dollars.

Bad Life Pro Tips That Won't Help at All

They won't do anything.
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Funny dank memes, random memes, stupid memes, funny | ima stay off social media my mental health today Also me Matthew McConaughey smoking nervously while checking phone | The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

50 Time-Wasting Memes Both Old And New

Scroll the pain away.
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funny mad lads and their bold tricks | SageOfTheEnd My Mom couldn't find Google chrome so did this meme characters pointing at the browser icon on desktop | VANDALISM! No problem can adapt! SOLD Alan Stilwell 506.327.5006 kws CAPITAL REALTY KELLERWILLIAMS. www.AlanStilwell.ca SALE

Mad Lads Who Played The Game Their Way

No one is stopping them!
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funny bad advice and stupid tips | Ygrene @Ygrene trick doing crimes is wait until after 5pm all police have gone home day

Dubious Advice from Questionable Strangers

Can't be too sure about it.
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construction fails | cement pouring inside through an electric socket | two screwdrivers used inside a power box

Bad Fixes and Construction Failures

How hard could it be to install a toilet, anyway?
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petty opinions people are passionate about | NotTheNoogie More not use microwave is clock. Stop leaving unused time on there just have hit cancel button once, damn!

Petty Opinions People Will Defend to Their Last Breath

It's the small things.
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Kids being stupid and weird | Enormous Earl @enormous_earl 12 tried cheat at poker by pulling some cards out nearby deck nobody looking grabbed 3 kings and put them my hand, discreetly hiding cards replacing. So then there holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs | won't let him eat bathroom garbage snapchat of kid crying

Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children

They're not smart.
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memes and jokes so bad and unfunny they ascended went to comedy heaven rip not funny cringe | ask wife if can buy another Gecko and she says over my dead body and realise has be done. baby crying while holding gun

Jokes So Bad They Died And Went To Comedy Heaven

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silly and stupid puns | normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE HORSE DIES AN HOUR AND SECOND HALF IS GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE REANIMATE SO SHE CAN WIN BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE Source: normal-horoscopes #HORRIBLE LAUGH 121,487 notes

A Barrel of Puns to Dive Into

It's shallow, like puns.
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social media posts from people who think they're brilliant | SHOULD DISCLOSE MY IQ MY MANAGER afraid l'll trigger some insecurity him and he'll start looking reasons get rid Whenever he assigns task, he acts proud himself thinking he's keeping busy next few weeks. He actually looks disappointed done with assignment by following morning. He can't keep busy, and seem be frustrating him because My IQ test came back with score 146, higher than 99.9 population can be really dumb many areas, but

Cringey Brain-Lords Trying Way Too Hard to Seem Intelligent

Oh boy we've got a big brain coming through.
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entitled people with ridiculous demands | Hey are still selling ipad? Yes Sell 100? Sell brand new, never opened $400 iPad 100? No. Come on. If selling must be broke so cant be worth more than 100 already told my kid he could have 3:16 PM Well go ahead and un-tell kid cause he ain't gettin missed video chat with 3:18 PM CALL BACK Why are video calling want tell my kid his face he wont be getting any presents this year because

Entitled Individuals and Their Nonstop Demands

Sure man, sounds like a deal.
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Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.

Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

Awesome plan.
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A funny Tumblr thread about fruits being named after colors | weaver-z Follow Ænzo @dolphin_dom Fun fact: blueberries are only fruit named after color rinasawayana dolphin_dom star fruit?

Tumblr Thread On Fruits And Colors Spirals Out Of Control

Oh no, say it ain't so.
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