The other half of this banana is in your mom

(Steve Carell)

It's simple: I just go back to NBC and ask for my job back. It's not like they could replace me...AND THEY KNOW THAT! -Steve Carell

WTF IS THIS? -James Spader, Steve Carell

I personally think we should throw Snooki in a tank of piranha's. Not a bad idea. Yes, I like it. -Steve Carell, Adam Scott, Aziz Ansari

I don't know guys. I just don't think the show is that funny anymore. -Steve Carell