Stephen Colbert made fun of USA Today's logo change, and the newspaper made two special versions of the new logo especially for him. One in his likeness, the other in response to his challenge to cover "non-circular news." Specifically, SpongeBob SquarePants eating Doritos at the Pentagon. Truly, the most important news of the day.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back together! Wow, and so close to the release date of their new movie. That's lucky!— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 27, 2012