-The Avengers

-Disney

Andy Samberg attempts to improve his upcoming Adam Sandler film "That's My Boy" by re-cutting the trailer, but instead just ends up sprinkling glitter on a turd.

Nice try Andy, but I'm still not buying tickets to this piece of sh*t film!

Apparently all the bath house trysts and late night massage parlor dalliances are Nicolas Cage's fault. Go figure...
-John Travolta, Nicolas Cage

-Downton Abbey

When hiring entertainment for your child's birthday, be sure to clarify that you want the fun Batman... not the Christopher Nolan Batman.

-The Hunger Games

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