I'm glad the photo on the right didn't include his cardboard sign and paper cup filled with change, or this image might be depressing rather than humorous! -Spencer Pratt

They won't ignore us anymore. -Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP Take your tacos and go

(Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag)

Question: Whatever happened to what's-his-name and what's-her-name? Answer: Is that debit or credit? -Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

God only knows what else is hiding in there... -Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag