Oh Snooki, That Was a Good Try Though

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Oh Snooki, That Was a Good Try Though
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OMG, like, the stock is so high I can't even count it! Um... that'd be 2, Snooki. -Snooki

Breaking News: Snooki is Pregnant...

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Breaking News: Snooki is Pregnant...
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TMZ reports that Snooki, the pint-sized sex pot featured on MTV's hit reality TV show "Jersey Shore" done come up preggers.

Snooki denied rumors earlier this month on a Sirius/XM radio program, but has now come clean and admitted she is already three months along in her pregnancy.

Although Snooki has yet to release the name of her baby daddy, it is reported that the entire state of New Jersey is on paternity test red alert.

Congratulations to Snooki, who will no doubt be a wonderful mother and role model to her unborn child. Cheers!

Annoying Party Girl

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I JUST SMOKED THE WRONG END OF A CIGARETTE SOMEBODY DO ME -Snooki

Dress to avoid predators

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Once I join the herd, predators won't be able to tell me apart. -Snooki