Win Best Live Act Cannot Even Sing Live.

(Katy Perry)

i got my xmas card

(Rihanna)

Can't act Can't sing Makes more money than a neurologist

(Jared Leto)

Breaking News - More sad news from the music industry, Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.

(Justin Bieber)

R2! For %$*'s sake RESTART the trash compactors on the Detention Level !!!

(Jonas Brothers)

i dont wanna talk 2 any of yew lil bishes... unless one of yew gots a lollipop.

(Justin Bieber)

Damn, somebody must be drinking Tequila, my clothes are falling off again!!

(Rihanna)