So I just show off my cleavage, slap on some Autotune And instant artistic integrity, right?

(Rihanna)

Stands for friendship and unity Stands for progress and companionship Stands for Everything you don't want your child to grow up to be

(Britney Spears)

The movie Children of the Corn: Bratz Dolls was never a box office hit

(Selena Gomez)

I Washed. YAY ME!

(Ke$ha)

spot the has been

(Mariah Carey)

The Sponsors sincerely regret ANY similarity to ANYONE'S national flag

(Jessie J)

"Maybe I'm lonely because I'm a tool?"

(Justin Bieber)