Trolling Simon Is WIN

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Not feeling it. Good try, but...no. Well I thought it was brilliant, Rebecca, but I don't think Idol is the right path for you... Why don't you try YouTube? I bet they'll love you there... -Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell

A Plea For Peace

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Dear America, please forgive us for letting him loose in your country. You got your revenge by sending us Jersey Shore, so let's call it quits before someone gets hurt. Sincerely, Britain. -Simon Cowell