They can bill me.
-Jamie Lee Curtis, Sigourney Weaver
I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ALIEN REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.
COME AT ME BRO!
Oh, no you don't, b*tch! Those Jimmy Choos are MINE!
SPACE CRABS You ain't getting rid of THESE with no cheap bottle of shampoo from the Wal-Mart Pharmacy!!
RULE 34 No exceptions, even in space.
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WELCOME! TO FINALS WEEK (AKA The Thunderdome)
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