If Style Could Kill: Festival Feet!

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If Style Could Kill: Festival Feet!
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You know, to be honest I think tying trashbags around your feet at Coachella would better preserve your dignity.

If Style Could Kill: The Greatest Invention Ever Invented

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If Style Could Kill: The Greatest Invention Ever Invented
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If only Winona Ryder had on a pair of these babies when she was caught shoplifting in... 2001? Hoo boy, 11-year-old jokes, huh? Well, I'll just call it "vintage." Kids love vintage these days, right? What with your Pinstagrams and your Tumbloggers and whatnot.

The Latter Option Sounds Easier And Like More Fun

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The Latter Option Sounds Easier And Like More Fun
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GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE'LL FEED HIMSELF FOR A DAY Beat him to death with his own shoe and he won't be hungry anymore

(George Clooney)

Be sure to match the shoes to the face you're beating.