To shoplift or not to shoplift. That is the question.

(Linday Lohan)

No sir, it doesn't look like you stepped in any dog poo.

(John Cleese)

GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE'LL FEED HIMSELF FOR A DAY Beat him to death with his own shoe and he won't be hungry anymore

(George Clooney)

Be sure to match the shoes to the face you're beating.