Your senility hat: once you attain Sean Connery-level status, put whatever the hell you want on your head.
The look my grandchildren give me when I tell them to sh*t on my lap.
AWESOMENESS IS... James Bond & Han Solo making a film together.
-Steven Spielberg, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery
-Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart
-Indiana Jones, Star Wars
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