I'll Take "An*l Bum Covers" for $700

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I'll Take "An*l Bum Covers" for $700
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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother is a wh*re. -Sean Connery

AWESOMENESS IS...

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AWESOMENESS IS...
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AWESOMENESS IS... James Bond & Han Solo making a film together. -Steven Spielberg, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery

Getting it Right

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Getting it Right
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Your senility hat: once you attain Sean Connery-level status, put whatever the hell you want on your head. -Sean Connery

007

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007
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007 his drink of choice is now Metamucil, shaken, not stirred. -Sean Connery

Grandpa Sean Connery

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Grandpa Sean Connery
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The look my grandchildren give me when I tell them to sh*t on my lap. -Sean Connery