-Indiana Jones, Star Wars

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Can you guessh wear I holshter thish gun? -Sean Connery

Dot? Dot Matrix? -Sean Connery

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother is a wh*re. -Sean Connery

AWESOMENESS IS... James Bond & Han Solo making a film together. -Steven Spielberg, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery