Says only bad witches are ugly. Asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch.
-The Wizard of Oz
Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
Can't think of new movies. Brings back old ones in 3D
Teacher: "Here's a slide of some attractive people"
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