Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy.
-Back to the Future
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
Says only bad witches are ugly. Asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch.
-The Wizard of Oz
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
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