Scumbag University Professor

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Scumbag University Professor
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Teacher: "Here's a slide of some attractive people"

LOL

Scumbag Doc Brown

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Scumbag Doc Brown
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Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy. -Back to the Future

Scumbag Bill Cosby

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Scumbag Bill Cosby
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Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly. -Bill Cosby

Scumbag Vampire

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Scumbag Vampire
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Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl. -Robert Pattinson