Teacher: "Here's a slide of some attractive people"
Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy.
-Back to the Future
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
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