Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy.
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Can't think of new movies. Brings back old ones in 3D
Teacher: "Here's a slide of some attractive people"
-Kieran Culkin, Home Alone
Caption ALL the celebrities!
Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.
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