Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
GOES TO THE PRE-GRAMMYS, DOESN'T GO TO THE ACTUAL SHOW
Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
Can't think of new movies. Brings back old ones in 3D
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
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