GOES TO THE PRE-GRAMMYS, DOESN'T GO TO THE ACTUAL SHOW
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
Says only bad witches are ugly. Asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch.
-The Wizard of Oz
Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
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