Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly. -Bill Cosby

GOES TO THE PRE-GRAMMYS, DOESN'T GO TO THE ACTUAL SHOW

(Britney Spears)

Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl. -Robert Pattinson

Can't think of new movies. Brings back old ones in 3D -Disney

Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented

(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)