Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
Says only bad witches are ugly. Asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch.
-The Wizard of Oz
Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy.
-Back to the Future
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