Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
-Kieran Culkin, Home Alone
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GOES TO THE PRE-GRAMMYS, DOESN'T GO TO THE ACTUAL SHOW
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy.
-Back to the Future
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