Scumbag Doc Brown

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Scumbag Doc Brown
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Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy. -Back to the Future

Scumbag Vampire

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Scumbag Vampire
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Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl. -Robert Pattinson

Scumbag Prince Charming

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Scumbag Prince Charming
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Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom. -Disney

Scumbag Britney

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Scumbag Britney
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GOES TO THE PRE-GRAMMYS, DOESN'T GO TO THE ACTUAL SHOW

(Britney Spears)

Scumbag Glinda

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Scumbag Glinda
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Says only bad witches are ugly. Asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch. -The Wizard of Oz