Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)
Can't think of new movies. Brings back old ones in 3D
Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy.
-Back to the Future
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