Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
Says only bad witches are ugly. Asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch.
-The Wizard of Oz
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
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