Scumbag University Professor

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Scumbag University Professor
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Teacher: "Here's a slide of some attractive people"

LOL

Scumbag Bill Cosby

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Scumbag Bill Cosby
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Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly. -Bill Cosby

Scumbag Prince Charming

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Scumbag Prince Charming
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Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom. -Disney

Scumbag Disney

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Scumbag Disney
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Can't think of new movies. Brings back old ones in 3D -Disney

Scumbag Vampire

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Scumbag Vampire
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Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl. -Robert Pattinson