I Can't Have Sauron Seeing Me Without Looking My Best

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One does not simply walk into Mordor... ...before looking absolutely fabulous. (Elijah Wood)

Guard! Please Have Mercy!

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Guard! Make him stop playing that damn harmonica!! -Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley

If you want me to save your life, we have to take your shirt off.

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If you want me to save your life, we have to take your shirt off. (Walter Koenig)

Women: Just Like Sand People...

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The women frighten easily...But they'll be back...and in greater numbers... -Alec Guinness