I have the weirdest boner right now

("Nightmare on Elm Street")

I'm going as myself for Halloween. I was going to go as Michael Myers. But this is scarier.

(Charlie Sheen)

OMG....when I fell asleep, there were only two copies of that picture

(Nicolas Cage)

the wheels on the bus go round and round the driver of the bus goes "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"