Ain't no snakes on a helicarrier, b*tch. -Samuel L. Jackson

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I heard that you can do whatever you want in international waters. That's why I filled my jacuzzi with international water. -Samuel L. Jackson

WHOOOOOOOOO!!! I sound like a train. -Samuel L. Jackson

From the 1989 film "Sea of Love"

If you're still cool in 2011, step forward. Not so fast Uma, John & Bruce!

(Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, John Travolta, Bruce Willis)