-Keanu Reeves
Do you have an old papercraft Sad Keanu on your monitor? It's time to upgrade to a 3D printed one.
Dudes, I am afraid that something very uncool has happened to Ted's timeline. Your most excellent future is in jeopardy. What is it, Rufus? You must see for yourselves. Come with me. Dude. Bogus.
S'okay, tell me all about your feelings. Invisible therapist is listening.
So then these "Sad Keanu" things started showing up all over the internet and the next thing I know, this is the only way I can sit.