I'm sure everyone else on the crowded commuter train thinks your new purse is just faaaaabulous.
No big deal, this is just what I wear to K-Mart! Also I totally know how to pronounce designer Yinqinyin's name correctly. My tongue is in no way knotted at this moment.
You know dinner with a John Galliano model is extra fancy 'cause he takes you to Red Lobster.
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Or for God's sake take one away.
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