I'm sure everyone else on the crowded commuter train thinks your new purse is just faaaaabulous.

Designed by Si Chan

Or for God's sake take one away.

If Quentin Tarantino directed runway shows... except it needs more blood. Lots more.

Why on earth would you ever want to cover this gown up with that shawl? Christian Lacroix weeps. Weeps!

No big deal, this is just what I wear to K-Mart! Also I totally know how to pronounce designer Yinqinyin's name correctly. My tongue is in no way knotted at this moment.

You know dinner with a John Galliano model is extra fancy 'cause he takes you to Red Lobster.