Interrupting RPattz

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i'm sorry olivia and imma let you finish but I'm the most sparkly person of all time! OF ALL TIME!!! (Robert Pattinson, Olivia Wilde)

MAN PURSE

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Man Purse. No sparkling metrosexual vampire leaves home without one. (Robert Pattinson)

I'm Not Selfish...

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Here, give ME the vibrator! That way we can BOTH have some fun. -Robert Pattinson, Emilie de Ravin (I think)

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