Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
It just hurts so bad.
Stop trying to look cool. We all know you were in Hufflepuff
Are you aware that glitter is the herpes of the Arts and Crafts world?
(Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson)
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