Ricky Gervais 2012 Golden Globes Opening Monologue

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Pretty subdued. Not what people were expecting. Most of Hollywood was sweating his hosting return for no reason it would seem, with dated Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian jokes. Such a shame. I think a lot of people were hoping Ricky Gervais would go after the Hollywood elite, but it ended up being pretty tame.

Humble, He Is Not. But Funny? Now That's A Different Story!

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If I had an award for every time the Daily Mail said my career was over, I'd...oh wait...hold on. Ha ha -Ricky Gervais

She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!

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If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of t*ts. -Ricky Gervais

Actually, Ricky, I Think He Might Be Talking About You...

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I, Hunter S. Thompson have succeeded in mixing the sperm of Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger to create the world's most annoying human! That's fockin' hilarious, that is!

(Johnny Depp, Warwick Davis, Ricky Gervais)