If I had an award for every time the Daily Mail said my career was over, I'd...oh wait...hold on. Ha ha
If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of t*ts.
I, Hunter S. Thompson have succeeded in mixing the sperm of Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger to create the world's most annoying human! That's fockin' hilarious, that is!
(Johnny Depp, Warwick Davis, Ricky Gervais)
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