Humble, He Is Not. But Funny? Now That's A Different Story!

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Humble, He Is Not. But Funny? Now That's A Different Story!
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If I had an award for every time the Daily Mail said my career was over, I'd...oh wait...hold on. Ha ha -Ricky Gervais

She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!

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She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!
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If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of t*ts. -Ricky Gervais

Actually, Ricky, I Think He Might Be Talking About You...

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Actually, Ricky, I Think He Might Be Talking About You...
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I, Hunter S. Thompson have succeeded in mixing the sperm of Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger to create the world's most annoying human! That's fockin' hilarious, that is!

(Johnny Depp, Warwick Davis, Ricky Gervais)